- LIVING WITH A CHOCOLATE CHIP ON MY SHOULDER
Pat deals in a robust and straightforward way with the issues
of being a big, okay, a very big woman, in what can be a very small world. Shell discuss, with humor and insight, how
weight and self-esteem issues are related and how shes learning to love herself and take chances despite the negative
messages from society. She will share her tales of wonderful friends and strangers who, along lifes path, have enlightened
her as to what really matters in another person and not too surprisingly, its nothing to do with their dress
size. Pat makes it a refreshing, fun-filled experience for both men and women of all ages. You will leave the session and
be able to look your mirror and say quite honestly, You look marvelous!
- HUMOR IN THE WORKPLACE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Pat never calls herself a motivational speaker in fact, she thinks everyone should
quit their job. This irreverent yet riveting attitude is what makes Pats humor in the workplace seminar different from
the rest. Sure, shell share the proven benefits of laughter, show you how a humorous outlook can change every area of
your life, teach you how humor can help you focus and tap into your creativity, but she will also do a hilarious seminar that
you or your associates will never forget. And she promises, never, never, never, make you wear a clowns nose.
Enjoy an evening of all things Minnesotan (as well as Iowa, Dakotas, and Wisconsin). From lampooning hotdish
to disecting ice fishing or trying to understand why Jessie Venture became Govenor, Pat's outlook on her adopted landscape
will keep you laughing. Pat can even be your "celebrity judge" if you decide to hold a hotdish cooking contest!
I'M OLD, NOW WHAT?
Pat celebrated her 50h birthday by crying for two hours straight at a Sushi restuarant. By the
next morning she decided to accept her fate in the only way she knows how - by creating her own special twist on aging with
both pizzazz and humor.